To the tune of “Jingle Bells” …
Dashing round the shops, with two more weeks to go
Rain is in the air, there’s zero chance of snow
Fed up, tired and stressed, there’s so much more to do
Just grit your teeth and soldier on until the season’s through
If memory serves, it’s jangled nerves, jangled all the way
Oh what fun it is to plan the perfect Christmas Day
Shopping bought, presents sought, oven’s on the blink
Fairy lights a tangled sight will you swim or sink?
This time of year is hard, so make some time for you
Christmas is for all, and that includes you too
I’ll soothe those aches and pains, massage your stress away
Don’t ignore it now, or come New Year you’ll pay!
Call Lymm clinic now and cut yourself some slack
Christmas won’t be fun if you’re laid out on your back?
Don’t ignore the signs, and soon you’ll all be set
To make this festive time, the happiest Christmas yet!